February 2012
January 2012
"22 year old female slays entire construction crew"
Construction has been going on restoring a house on Spruce street for quite sometime now and complaints have been minimal, except for the young adults that live directly next door. Reporters asked Mr. Larsen his take on the situation,”The work started early and was loud, but I think it was the music that made Lauren snap.”
Country music would play the entire time these men worked, and with the paper thin walls of these old shotgun houses, you couldn’t get away from the sound of it. After months of this, one morning Ms Busby had had enough. According to witness account, around 10 in the morning Ms Busby walked out of her house and to the trunk of her car where she retrieved an ax. She calmly walked up to the construction workers and started swinging. After a few minutes the deed was done and Ms Busby sat herself on her porch and lit a cigarette. Once authorities arrived and tried to seize her she went into a screaming frenzy. All neighbors were able to make out was that she was screaming, “Jesus Take The Wheel”.
I’m going to fucking kill these guys
