And then someone you’ve always wanted to sleep with. And then remembering those 2 people are friends. Hopefully the message of how awesome my vagina is is being relayed.
and I am thoroughly entertained
Sounds crazy but I’m totally ok with it.
No fucking shit, Sherlock. That’s why I did it. Besides, how the fuck do you know what I would or wouldn’t do? I didn’t realize you could see my future in your crystal ball, Ms. Cleo.
Every day of my life