January 2012
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Car broke down on the way home from work
Pushed that bitch to the beginning of my block. Looks like I will spend New Years Eve alone with Netflix and some bubbly
December 2011
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This dinner is kinda like a tumblr party
Jesus
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Apparently if you can play guitar
you can pick up Uke in like 10 minutes.
I’m having so much fun with Gary’s new uke its ridiculous
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History made
Bitches
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My brother gave me a cup with no jockstrap
So I put it in myy pants and hit a few people with my crotch… oh xmas, so entertaining. He gives the most random gifts. Pretty sure I bruised my vagina though
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Baked 150 brownies and 2 cakes today
Dished them out to the landlord and neighbors. Cakes are for my boss who’s birthday is tomorrow. Penis cakes
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Music for Mom
My mom likes when I play a song or two for her so I’m going to play her a little something something for xmas. The debate is between the following:
Keepsake - State Radio Riverside - Abel Someone Like You - Adele Shake It Out - Florence and The Machines
??????
Much needed alone time
Nice for the moment, but Gary and Nora will both be gone the whole week after xmas and I’m not going to enjoy that.
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I want this town to be near you
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